Let's teach teachers to carry,
And rabbis to shoot.
Arm the clerks at the grocery,
While they're stocking their fruit.
Let's give guns to our DJs,
And the folks who serve beers,
And the kids in their PJs
Just to calm all their fears.
When you go see a movie,
You should pack you some heat.
If someone throws popcorn,
You can feed 'em a treat.
Since all of us fly,
Let's take guns on our planes.
Misbehave in the sky,
And we'll blow out your brains.
Take a gun when you drive.
You can ward off the rage,
And maybe survive
If they choose to engage.
Let's keep totin' our toys,
'Cuz it makes us feel good,
And it helps the good guys
Keep a watch on the 'hood.
Better get you a gun
And a bullet-proof vest -
'Cuz this here's America -
The Wild Fucking West.
In memory of all the victims of gun violence, including my friends Howard, Helen, Erika, Betty, Heidi, Eva, and Bram.
If you'd like to join the effort to reform America's insane gun culture, please visit:
https://www.newtownactionalliance.org/
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